Holiday Dad Jokes

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It’s that time of the week again. Dad’s rounded up the funniest groans, eye-rolls, and chuckles for you to enjoy with some holiday twist! Bu

From puns to memes, here are this week’s top three, plus an honorable runner-up that just missed the podium.

The chuckle was there, but not quite…here is the runner-up for the week!

This take on elf on the shelf made dad nod…and that’s a win.

Dad had to look at this twice. Silver secured.

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Peak dad energy. Groan worthy indeed.

That’s all for this week! Check back again next week for Dad’s best groans!

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